OMG.
(via creepycutecrap)
Strategy for breaking up with cigarettes:
Goodbye cigarettes. It’s been fun but I’ve gotta start saving up if I want to keep myself in ridiculous shoes.
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Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky, and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind except falling in love and not getting arrested.
― Hunter S. Thompson (via sweetspin)
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