January 2009
224 posts
Hey, Oatmeal Crisp...
Thanks a ton for cutting my mouth up. I didn’t know the primary ingredient in cereal was barbed wire.
My bad.
My friends are pretty hilarious. That's all I'm...
Someone Fed-Ex me a roti.
This is starting to read like a semi-creepy...
In other news: Ebay is bad for my heath.
My internet is fucky today and it's gonna take me...
Tomorrow, pretties.
PS: FYI
Being stuck in what basically amounts to a remedial english class at 25, after already having a dipoma, just because it’s a “requisite to graduate” is both unnecessary and patronizing.
I would kill a man for some shrimp Pad Thai right...
It’s not illegal if it’s a crime of passion.
Tiger Army - Twenty Flight Rock (cover of Eddie...
A little alliteration allows for a little or a lot...
That’s how my night is going.
I hope that's not terribly creepy.
Stop cutting holes in your damn tights.
Inbox status: 1 forward, 6 emails for Viagra.
I’m sorry I can’t keep a throbbing erection but that just happens to women sometimes.
Damn you nature!
I would sleep if only I could turn the Scissor...
Fucking bitches. That’s some kind of mind-control shit right there.
